1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the fuck happened?"
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow

Here I sit, surrounded by negative dark energies. I keep most of it out, but occasionally one scores a hit. I try to stay positive for those around me, my positivity can mean all the difference to some.

some of the worlds cutest kitties

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and they are looking for homes if anybody is local enough to want one let me know I'll get you a contact as they are not actually my kitties

And once again out of the mist returns a man - me
Came in to check my dev-watch stuff - some interesting stuff waiting for me
DA apparently wants me too expose myself ... bad idea NOBODY wants to see that LOL
work as always is my own personal ring of hell
Luckily I have people I work with regularily who make the day a bit more bearable
Karate training as alway - a good thing, hoping to grade to 5th Kyu soon (Purple)
not so much looking forward to that ... I mean how intimidating is the color purple anyway?
Brown and black just saying them sound somewhat intimidating
might as well have a pink belt in there somewhere
oh well brown isn't that far away.

Well to start off I had to go to work, which is by definition Vile. But I also Had a Doctors appointment today so I am at work an hour and need to leave for the appointment, normally a good thing but because I dot delayed on a work issue I was out late getting there even later earning myself a 'you do know your appointment wa for 10:15 right?' from his receptioninst. So from there I proceed to sit in the waiting area for almost 2 hours before I am sent to an exam room where I sit in my fundaroos for another 30-45 mins before I am told Doctor was called to the hospital and they would have to reschedule me (for the end of the month I might add) so by this time it is lunch time so since I am close by head home to make myself some lunch (Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee) pet my Cats, pet the Dog, then proceed to drive my GF to work before heading back to mine in an attempt to save her from having to take a cab. Nice of me? not so much ... for quick background info for the last 6 months my Gas Gage has been not working all the time, it has now apparently started giving me false readings because I ran out of Gas about Half way to My GF place of work, luckily close to a firnds home but he is not home so after sending my GF and her mother off in a Cab to be sure she gets to work on time, I walk to my friends get his Gas Can, which I may add is in a shed in his back yard with semi deep snow in between, snow I fell through and nailed my knee off a buried planter pot ... wunnerful my knee is still semi swollen and throbbing and I have Karate later tonight ... anyway I get the Can luckily his Father is upstairs who drives me to the Gas station then back to my Car I get it going and head back to work where I am now hoping to keep my Sanity for whats left of my shift facing a very slowly shrinking 37 phone calls waiting to be taken ... lord please kill me now ... and my Day continues ...